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S01E154: Fire is the Fastest Way To Learn
5/30/2023 • 2hr 55m
Weekend at Bob Weir's Dr. Goat DoomHis FountainBring A Buddy and a Towel Famous Graveyards Rendered 3D with Stereo Photography ⛧ NecroTourism ⛧ Titanic Shipwreck Now Has Full 3D Model ⛧ Did the Moon Sink Her? ⛧ Reading From Psychic Powers ⛧ Rose McGowan and Beans Wish Lavish A Happy Birthday ⛧ Man, Myth, and Magic Collection Near Completion ⛧ MMM - Gilles de Rais and Fountains Lots of Cats Buried Up In That One BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E153: Five Bucks A Tit
5/23/2023 • 3hr 14m
Justice in GermanyWatap My BaronYou Guys Like Jerk?Split All Over Your Face Nam and Dhowjen of the Millennial Media Offensive Join Us! ⛧ Questions for the Boys ⛧ Origin Stories and Podcasting 2.0 ⛧ The Hidden Hand ⛧ Occultist Meanings and Historical Figures ⛧ Santa Sends Us A Video - Hail Santa! ⛧ 21 Goat Slaughter Salute ⛧ Sarah Palin's Charms ⛧ Journo Cults ⛧ Palmistry and Saturn Worship ⛧ That's The Fastest Typing I've Ever Heard BYO3-DG Stay On The Offensive and boost The MMO show!! https://mmo.show/ ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E152: Saged 24/7
5/16/2023 • 3hr 7m
Fokes Woh-ManMud Did Him In Send In Your Fake SnowInternational Overnight Sex Icon Ronald Gladden Tricked Into Being a TV Star ⛧ Ridicule Porn ⛧ Sam Hyde's Psychotic Reality Show ⛧ De-Platformed from Stripe ⛧ Value Split Intermission ⛧ Porphyrius the Purple Whale of Antiquity ⛧ Texas Slim and Captain Sidd Explore Thailand On Motorcycles ⛧ Weather Mods, Cloud-Seeding, and Silver Iodide - We've Been Telling You About This For Years You Are A Dead Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E151: The Writing On The Lawn
5/9/2023 • 3hr 13m
Right in the FeedSnobCoinsHolding The Dirty MopSocial deMerits Matt Bigelow of Japan WUT? Joins Us! ⛧ Life in Japan ⛧ The Internet Is Made of Demons ⛧ Ways To See Without Seeing, Ways To Speak Without Speaking ⛧ Intermission featuring Matt Bigelow Original ⛧ Demonic Sigils in Early Computing ⛧ Chip Manufacturing and Alchemy ⛧ The Five Point Element ⛧ Hennig Brandt Boiling Pee In Search Of Gold Cheer Yourself or Scare Your Neighbor! BYO3-DG Boost Matt's podcast Japan Wut? https://podverse.fm/podcast/CpUamvSkoW ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E150: I Am Now Powerful Enough to Kill the Mothman
5/2/2023 • 2hr 59m
Speaking of HellThose Are Rookie SinsThe Apple Falls FarIt's Very Mercury Jerry Springer - Honorary GWAR Member ⛧ Shock Rock ⛧ Interview with a Veteran of the Indian and Civil Wars ⛧ Matthew McConaughey's Motivation and Life Advice… for a Fee ⛧ Highlights from his Book ⛧ Woman of Mystery - Aileen Wuornos ⛧ Her Final Interview ⛧ Movie Rights and Other Exploits Now We Wait For Judge Judy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E149: The Snuff Version of the Video Game
4/25/2023 • 3hr 16m
They Have Like 10 HolesHologram Type ThingBe Kind, UnrecordBoil of Freedom Joe and Jen of Legit Bat Podcast Join Us! ⛧ The Most Realistic Video Game So Far - A Bodycam First Person Shooter ⛧ The Unreal Engine ⛧ Facebook Removes New Zealand Shooting Live Stream ⛧ Nurse Tiffany Dover Returns From The Dead ⛧ Brandy Zadrozny - Spooky Journalist ⛧ Biden Issues War Powers ⛧ Tucker and Don Take A Look In The Mirror, Darlin' BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E148: Floating Solar Panel Meat-Trash Island
4/18/2023 • 4hr 19m
Solider Of Fortune Rose Coats Inc. The Women Of Artemis Smoke In The Booth Is Christine Blasey Ford just Brett Kavanaugh in a dress? We Do A Background Check ⛧ Spooky Upbringings in Bethesda, Maryland ⛧ Education and Employment ⛧ Ties to Washington DC, the Intelligence Community, Pharma, Silicon Valley, and Stanford ⛧ Small Town! ⛧ Joe Rubs Boobs The Wrong Way ⛧ Sea Steading and the World's First Ocean Societies ⛧ Scientology Innovations and Slurs ⛧ TED Sages We're Still In Kansas, Evermore BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E147: Mommy Milker Offensive
4/11/2023
Say Less Fam Shift and Shaft Renal Oranges Internet Cassettes Moths are Better Pollinators than Bees ⛧ Rothschildia Saturniidae ⛧ Yucca Moths ⛧ Casey Ramirez Taking Over Princeton, MN in 1982 ⛧ The American Drug Trade and Oliver North ⛧ Michele Leonhart Heads the DEA and D.A.R.E. ⛧ Deputizing the Pope ⛧ Teaser… Christine Blasey Ford - Who is She? He Was On Our Radar! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E146: Occupation: King
4/4/2023 • 2hr 57m
Go Get Us A Pie Staircasing Below 15 Lawyers To The Grave I've Never Seen That Plough Before Thousands of mummified rams heads found in Egypt ⛧ Pharaoh Ramses and his Works ⛧ Old footage of Russo-Japanese War (1905) ⛧ Chinese Genetic Experiments Make Radiation Resistant Soldiers and Chimeras ⛧ We finish the Epstein Trilogy - Dershowitz (Superlawyer), Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan Chase CEO) ⛧ Alphabet A reading from MMM Now Available In Most Biolabs BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E145: Big! More Pages! More Stories! Oh Hi Henry Kissinger!
3/28/2023 • 3hr 22m
They Would Be ProudMy Privilege is ButtonsAlice in Wonderland ChainsSlap This Goddamn Sax Over The World Upgrade your battle station, and say hello to Big Sis. Peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage is made. Intermission is brought to you by… YOU. We return to review the latest Monarch Mind Control. Happy Spring Solstice! Ghislaine has lots of friends, even the Rothschilds! Feed A Kingdom of Rome With That Tit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E144: Nice Chucks
3/21/2023 • 2hr 35m
Smugl-ah Wells of Lolz BTS Publishing A Dozen Dozen I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester… A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold? Ten Meows Is My Limit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!!
3/14/2023 • 3hr 7m
VanderlubeTin Foil TeethPhotocopy of the PlaybookMemes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My! Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love! Must Be ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise
3/7/2023 • 2hr 53m
Behind The Story Days After The New World Hog Screams Glamour Dolph America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal. I Am A Good Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara
2/28/2023
Bemrose Garden Guy Listens to Psychic More Blue Butter Dishes Frustrated Ham and Egg Man Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War! Just Send Yer Kazoos BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E140: Abe From The Bronx
2/21/2023 • 2hr 57m
Our PeaceThunder Pinch, Ho!Little Guppies EverywhereShe Was Blindingly Beautiful Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal? I Shall Now Select My Empress BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E139: Stop With The Printer!
2/14/2023 • 2hr 26m
A New SuitIn Stage SeagalA Real Degenerate Information Sausage Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round! I Can See The Grid BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes
2/7/2023 • 2hr 44m
The Art of WhoreOverspeak The ComeI Miss Carl Sagan, ManSprung From The Ground Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film! I Won? Fuck! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E137: Alana Moore
1/31/2023 • 2hr 41m
Attack SpringYou're A Servo, Wizard!The Pelosis and the GettysA Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer! Traditions Carry On BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons
1/24/2023
The Seven SistersSatin CoreFYI BitchesThis Isn't A Porno Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil. You Have Died From The 1800's BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security
1/17/2023
Atomic ArcName Him 8Doctor Sword For NothingMy Sins Are Over 9000 What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret… you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery! Oh Bucket Boy!! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E134: The Old Yellow Book
1/10/2023 • 3hr 15m
Factism The Squeegee Energy Is A Major Factor Pepperidge Farms Remembers Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived… somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain! Blood Runs In The Streets BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon!
1/3/2023 • 2hr 31m
Weed Lord GokuCircle the Wagons!Addams Family HaremSpeak of the Moon Man The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom. It Was Always Black Goo BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Ricky can be found at rickymolnar.com and if you wanna get decentralized check out https://prometheus.systems/! For all things Dad and Mew check these links out and listen to Dad's Anime Podcast! https://anchor.fm/dad-spc/https://shitposter.club/users/noyoushutthefuckupdadhttps://shitposter.club/coolboymew Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long
12/27/2022 • 2hr 58m
Too Many CemeteriesSomeone Is RizzMay MuskAnal Lick Tits It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas! Core Memory Unlocked BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later
12/20/2022 • 2hr 17m
Please TalkHarvey Looks for YouEnd of TransactionThere's Options From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows… That's How Radio Was Invented BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole
12/13/2022 • 3hr 13m
Blood, Boar, and BodyLiterally Called LaserRoux is GravySingle Digit High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night? A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?
12/6/2022 • 2hr 51m
Welcome To My Mangrove Bat Sushi OZZY'D I'm Your Uncle Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you. It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
11/29/2022 • 2hr 57m
Pleasant ObserverAgape IreneNo, MoleculeRock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl! It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E127: Finnegan's Woke
11/23/2022 • 1hr 59m
Fibrous Gray-Water Hook-Up This Is Pre-AI, My Friend Petabytes of Raw Text Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! Hate Has A Home Here BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?
11/15/2022 • 2hr 59m
Filtered Filtered FilteredBOAbucksKevin Bacon Tremors2020 Christmas Run The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate. ‘Til It's Not BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E125: Delete System 32
11/8/2022 • 3hr 28m
Rip RipBag-PipingGenital LiceYou Shouldn't Be Here Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway? These Discordant Notes of Our Lives BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House
11/1/2022 • 2hr 37m
Two Birds One Chair Inverse Ovation Bleeding Edge If You Will Fast Than The Mist Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy! They don't teach this in college. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood
10/31/2022 • 2hr 35m
Ol' VenusNun MaskPot or TaxesCult Business Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world! Casper, Brought To You By Pf… BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre
10/25/2022 • 3hr 50m
Sourced?Stunning Parallels River TenderPreferably Not Alive Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload. #compostyoursacrifice BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E121: Marching Noises!!
10/18/2022 • 1hr 56m
Fus Roh Dah! Blah Blah Blah! People Don't Use Minidisc Girthworm Jim Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions. I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt
10/11/2022 • 3hr 21m
Jazz-Bury CO Brown Stain International Harvester My Name is Bauxite Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book? How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes
10/4/2022 • 3hr 8m
Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony Never Has Bread Been More Satany I Live With Satin Name Three Episodes But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright? Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?
9/27/2022 • 3hr 38m
Oh Uncle Father That's A Lotta Corn noHearts Ragman We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates! What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E117: Simple Jack By Skynyrd
9/20/2022 • 2hr 42m
Tight Binding Substacked Booth Babes Big Fan Of Ham Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls… maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds. Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E116: Germany > Science > Wife
9/13/2022 • 2hr 46m
Cheshire Cat Styled Grin This Is Not The Math Episode The Them And The Theys World War Yawn The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em! She Took The Wrong Life BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E115: Radium Lips And Orange Dreams
9/6/2022 • 3hr 18m
Metascream PISS Red Word Is Shadow's Cast It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop. Follow The Trail Of New Death BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E114: OMG, You Can't Get Mad It's On The Ceiling!
8/30/2022 • 3hr 8m
White Picket Productions Suck The Egg It Ain't Old Showing Up Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star! I Broke The Circle BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG
S01E113: DINO
8/22/2022 • 3hr 6m
Mad Goat Disease Dive Shallow Locked in The Boiler Room Oh, Unicorns!? It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job! You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s
S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning
8/16/2022 • 2hr 56m
Crack Hotel Ice Cold Cthulhu-sized Bad Day Sweet Embrace of the Other Side Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men. … and then they invented dynamite. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E111: Two In The Fink
8/9/2022 • 3hr 11m
Black PyramidBlack D20Black MondayDark Money Philanthropy Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry “The Fink” Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius? Take My MotherFinkin' Hand! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E110: That Man Is Me
8/2/2022 • 2hr 47m
Constructed Of You Mercury Dime Glass Lysergic Acid Wash Typical End Of Dayz Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show! Muh Tinsel! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law
7/26/2022 • 3hr 0m
Captain's Sex LogPoints to PolarisGot The Morbs?Be A Part of the Slaughter From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside. Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E108: Intermission Rewind!
7/21/2022 • 3hr 2m
Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&R. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening
7/19/2022 • 2hr 42m
It's A Forever Thing The Spook Conference It's A Learned Thing The Copper King Of Russia Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show. Don't Make Light Of Anything BYO3-DG http://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit
7/12/2022 • 2hr 45m
The Path Must Be Violence Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights! Waiting For The Good Part Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There! Card Subject To Change. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby
7/5/2022 • 2hr 36m
Calling U Last Tuesday Please, No I Basil Valetine The Apollo For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that! They Did It To Humiliate Me! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent
6/28/2022 • 3hr 5m
Bless Your Spine Love For Hire This? Impassable Desire For Desire Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be! Go us! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence
6/21/2022 • 3hr 10m
More Interesting Than Getting Laid Thiccchain Murder Murder Murder Ding Dong and Shanghai It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing. Press G To Spit. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage
6/14/2022 • 2hr 48m
Goat Local 88 Pharma Party Overstand It? Gloryville The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky. No, yellow. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E101: Alt-Fright
6/13/2022 • 2hr 35m
All Scissors The Law of Identity RSSS Potsickle Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect… You Thought of Aboutness? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)
S01E100: BLAMO! ZAP! Am I The Problem?
6/7/2022 • 3hr 33m
Bring Your Own Hose! Hail the Sun! Build-A-Borg! For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury breaks down GWAR's latest album, The New Dark Ages. We take live calls and ask them what supernatural topic they wish to Rectalfy. Dude, Don't Do That. Instead, follow Lavish on the Food Chain Reaction, the surge in food plant devastation. Don't go to Heifer Ranch in Arkansas, you never know which of Clinton's / Epstein's friends you'll find. Let Them Eat Cake (and Goya). BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E99: I Am The Chemicals
5/31/2022 • 3hr 24m
Help Jack Up Mommy, What's Thermite? Galcit 53 Groovy Girls It's a special edition of BTS with special guest, the good Reverend Doctor Phifer! He takes us on a journey thru the saga of one the most mystical men of the 20th century, none other than Jack Parsons! Expect big explosions, and even bigger ritualistic sex orgies. The man learned from Crowley for crying out loud, it's not rocket science. Rockets?! We're Doin Science Here Buddy. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E98: T.A.R.P.A.
5/24/2022 • 2hr 37m
Seedy Cereal A Lot of Red Zombie Zealot All Hail Megaton Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it. (See CURSE) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E97: A Gothic Play
5/17/2022 • 3hr 35m
Adore Thee This Life 231 For Conspira Blackened By Scandal Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a lot of schemes out there. (See The New Templars) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E96: Recovering Journo
5/10/2022 • 3hr 0m
Beyond Five Generations Mouse House From The Streets Grape Package Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves tonight! I'm no Frank Sinatra. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E95: Love, Benjamin Franklin
5/3/2022 • 4hr 3m
Way Back In The Vatican We Bred Raptors Mac Tonight Black Moan Daze It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls! Forget About The Sex BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E94: THE
4/26/2022 • 2hr 44m
Sum Tzu Lips '83 Mother Mary's Bazooka It's All Spooky Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon. It's All About Blood. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E93: Boost Cherry
4/19/2022 • 2hr 58m
Vlad The Mower Our Air Smells Like Shit The Mighty Gunghis Make That Thing Talk BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale at the coliseum! Please, I need to drink water. The condemned man is pissed. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E92: I Have Become Ruin, The Only Toolbox I Need
4/12/2022 • 3hr 36m
Sister Sister 88 Kelvin A Humble Brag Double or Triple Mummy Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman. Just have fun, it'll be fun. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E91: Crow A Towin'
4/5/2022 • 2hr 52m
The Path Between The Original Stoic Shadow of the Triumphant Little Banana Man Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the outcome. It's comes full circle. I think we're outta time. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E90: Access Evil
3/29/2022 • 1hr 52m
City of Darkness Echo of the Scream Slumnation Under State If You Need The Pull It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President. It's gonna get primal. F BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E89: 30 Minutes Till Red Square
3/22/2022 • 3hr 6m
Behind The Yearbook Stopped It Cold Visceral and Trashy I Have Ze Rockets Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City. 30 Minutes Or It's Free BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E88: Once Again I Use The Word Bedrock
3/15/2022 • 3hr 18m
Bring in the Yellow Cake Big Cocaine Energy An American Man in an American Sitcom Why Do You Say But? Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money. Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond Dave. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E87: Wheatgurs
3/8/2022 • 2hr 51m
What If John H. Rolling In The Benjamins Deny Yourself Femur Fever Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts. My sippy cup is bigger than yours. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E86: Ghost of Kief, Sitting President of Nothing
3/1/2022 • 2hr 19m
Wild Irish Rose Enabled We Are Now Ass King Time To Heel Let It Rain Something The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it. Are ya complying yet, son? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E85: John Adams Wins Silver
2/22/2022 • 2hr 35m
Raunchy Letters Cheesy Kisses Aunt Fancy The President of Smash Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument. Man, I Miss You. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
The No Agenda Valentine’s Day Skating Meetup of Love!
2/20/2022 • 31m
Here lies the recorded livestream from the No Agenda Nashville Valentine's Day meet up. A merry evening was had by all.
S01E84: Fruit Earth
2/16/2022 • 2hr 56m
Peppermint Colored A Real Life Dragon Denying Learn To Garden BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @Medus@social.medusmedia.com and @SirMittens. It's like a party. That Big Bone Lick tho... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E83: The Possession of Roland McDonald
2/8/2022 • 2hr 36m
Incestry.com Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins MK Ultra Cool There's a Pro Pain Shortage In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes. 90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E82: Red Eye Machete
2/1/2022 • 2hr 28m
Back and to the One Censored Track Marks Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son? You're the Pig Head Now We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s. Do a big job? Talk a big price. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E81: The Bond Villains We Deserve
1/25/2022 • 2hr 23m
You Can't Touch Me Soft Talk You Know This Is Gonna Be Fun Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock. You know...meta means dead... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E80: Mercurial
1/18/2022 • 3hr 6m
Even Degenerates Can Make History We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One At The Mouth of Broadway, It's The Dvorak Gang. BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it. God said that, "I don't want ice skates." BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E78: The Pope Is My Burgeoning Terror
1/4/2022 • 2hr 36m
Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E77: Only Nerds Know What Verbs Are
12/28/2021 • 2hr 25m
When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How do Catholics find bones in the winter? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
S01E75: Make Acid Rain Not War
12/14/2021 • 2hr 19m
Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ?Blood Acid OuijaLow and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/
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You think this podcast is crazy!? Here's a BTS insider secret, after Boo and Lavish finish recording they like to keep the live stream running for a while and that's where the really shocking conversations take place, you'll have to tune in to find out!! ✌️
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You Maniacs! Ep 152 !!
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