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S01E170: It's Alive!!

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S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door

Brick by Brick Toddler Like Accent Grake Tragedy Had To Keep It Clean 
Phil &ldquo;Phildo&rdquo; Owen of the Skatenigs Joins Us! ⛧ Forming the Band and Opening for Ministry in the Early Days ⛧ Touring with GWAR and Comparing Fake Dicks ⛧ Selling Pocket Knives as Merch ⛧ Satan's Cheerleaders ⛧ Visiting the Mall of America ⛧ Spooky Mazes ⛧ Lavish Tells A Fake Dick Story ⛧ Napa Sucks
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S01E169: I’d Like To Be Ground Zero All of a Sudden

Model Fuse Hole To Escape Shame Laughin' and Clappin' Since Athens
We Acknowledge 9/11 ⛧ Bill Cooper Predicts 9/11 ⛧ NYC Artists With Access to Towers Possible Saboteurs ⛧ Growing Up with President Obama - the Mia Pope Interview ⛧ Elite Schooling - Punahou ⛧ Obama into Drugs and Drag ⛧ Japanese TV or Torture? Isolated, Naked, Starving ⛧ Kidnapped to Korea ⛧ Denpa - Electric Insanity
The Playbook&trade; stays the same!
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S01E168: Buddha Left The Paywalled Garden

Fasting Schtick 
Ether API 
Gravity But For Thoughts 
Teetering On 
 
Man Myth and Magic - Ouija Boards! ⛧ The Road Between Conscious and Subconscious ⛧ GWAR Show in Minneocalypse ⛧ Dissociation and Blood Spray ⛧ Dirtwoman - Richmond's Dirtiest Drag Queen ⛧ Kenyan Televangelist Allegedly Causes Mass Suicide ⛧ Father MacKenzie - Cult Leader and Fasting Advocate

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Before The Sch3m3s 8.21.2023

FM Rodeo - Self-Titled National Anthem 
The Death of Rock and Roll - I Like a Lot 
Milhouse. - Manifestation of an Apparition 
Rusty Gate - Girl Like Me (Psycho Mix) 
Ainsley Costello - Daydreamer 
Tis Tis - Teaser 
Discotoshi - No One Told Me 
Nate Johnivan - Bad People 
Hurling Pixels - Dope 
Homeless Moses - Psychic Assassin 
CityBeach - Animosity 
Rubber Factory Records - Abbesse - What Troubles You 
 
Sara Jade - Lip Service (Mustache Ride) 
 

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S01E167: Crow Energy

Lincoln Logs 
7% Interest 
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Dog's A Bummer 
 
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Phil &ldquo;Phildo&rdquo; Owen of the Skatenigs Joins Us! ⛧ Forming the Band and Opening for Ministry in the Early Days ⛧ Touring with GWAR and Comparing Fake Dicks ⛧ Selling Pocket Knives as Merch ⛧ Satan's Cheerleaders ⛧ Visiting the Mall of America ⛧ Spooky Mazes ⛧ Lavish Tells A Fake Dick Story ⛧ Napa Sucks
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Model Fuse Hole To Escape Shame Laughin' and Clappin' Since Athens
We Acknowledge 9/11 ⛧ Bill Cooper Predicts 9/11 ⛧ NYC Artists With Access to Towers Possible Saboteurs ⛧ Growing Up with President Obama - the Mia Pope Interview ⛧ Elite Schooling - Punahou ⛧ Obama into Drugs and Drag ⛧ Japanese TV or Torture? Isolated, Naked, Starving ⛧ Kidnapped to Korea ⛧ Denpa - Electric Insanity
The Playbook&trade; stays the same!
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Fasting Schtick 
Ether API 
Gravity But For Thoughts 
Teetering On 
 
Man Myth and Magic - Ouija Boards! ⛧ The Road Between Conscious and Subconscious ⛧ GWAR Show in Minneocalypse ⛧ Dissociation and Blood Spray ⛧ Dirtwoman - Richmond's Dirtiest Drag Queen ⛧ Kenyan Televangelist Allegedly Causes Mass Suicide ⛧ Father MacKenzie - Cult Leader and Fasting Advocate

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Dog's A Bummer 
 
Private Browsing Joins Us!! It's Her First Time&hellip; ⛧ American Monarchs ⛧ California's Gold Rush and the Price of Rice ⛧ Joshua Norton Declares Himself Emperor ⛧ US Grant's Account of 1852-53 San Francisco ⛧ Imperial Decrees ⛧ Joseph Smith, James Strang, and Mormons ⛧ Strang Becomes King of Beaver Island, Michigan ⛧ Polygamy and Pantalones - Women of the Church
 
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Ruby Ridge 31st Anniversary ⛧ &ldquo;Artificial Intelligence&rdquo; and the Writers' Strike ⛧ US Copyright Law and Oscar Wilde ⛧ Monkey Selfies ⛧ Authorship and Art As Defined by the Constitution ⛧ Google Lawsuits ⛧ Summoning Demons in Academia ⛧ Tamar Ettun - Artist, Professor, Succubus ⛧ Roadkill and Bowls - Tools of the Trade ⛧ Zoom Rituals
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S01E166: The Demon of Deadlines

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Rusty Gate - No Time To Borrow [Rough Cut]
Radon - Painted Red
The Death of Rock and Roll - Long Hard Nightstick
POLANSKI - New School
Longy - Trust in Life
Jim Reaper - Creepfunk
Signs and Signals - Favorite Lie
Peck Slip - Sex Monkey
Rubber Factory Records - Cactus Vella - Rhythm And The Rebel
The Popes by Fuzzed Records - Misfit of Society
 
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Before the Sch3m3s 08.14.2023

Freeze Like That Like Witches Man Lizard Napalm Beach The Motor City Monster
Pete Lee of X-Cops, GWAR, and more Joins Us! ⛧ The Dallas Punk Scene ⛧ Dale Hawkins - An Original Guitar Man ⛧ The Rockstar Life ⛧ Violence and Financial Swindling ⛧ Flying V vs. Les Paul ⛧ The Death of Rock and Roll ⛧ Reports on Homicide and Fat Camps ⛧ Buying Shirts From Protestors ⛧ Scr33m Mails ⛧
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S01E165: Meat ‘n’ Beat

Climbing The Mountain (1979-1990) - Rock and Roll RomeoFM Rodeo - Pop SongTis Tis - AnotherThe Internet - Two Doves$2 Holla - Dusty Old ManRusty Gate - Can't Find My Way HomeCityBeach - AnimosityMK Bowler - Boost Them All!Rubber Factory Records - Summer of '92 - Gangparty [LEATHERFACE]
 
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Before the Sch3m3s 8.07.2023

Sensual Nuns Asses to Water If The Gods Don't Rise Global Shortage of Pink
The Utopia Trilogy - Part 3 ⛧ The Land of Cocaigne ⛧ Bloodsport for the Rich ⛧ Will Cotton and Candy Surrealism ⛧ Middle English Poetry ⛧ The Origins of Carnival ⛧ Ancient Trade Routes ⛧ The Fall of Napoleon and Rise of Rothschild ⛧ Scramble for Africa ⛧ The Fan Affair and Conquest of Algiers ⛧ Old Maps and Photos ⛧
Hey I Drink Water Out Of That!
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S01E164: Paradise is Terrifying!

Bloodcarpet All Good Words From Bit To Bit Rhapsody in Mauve Blue
Man, Myth, and Magic Reading&hellip; MANDRAKE - Root, Narcotic, Sedative, Hallucinogen, Aphrodisiac, Voodoo Doll ⛧ Human, Elf, and Demon in Plant Form ⛧ Sewer Ads ⛧ Utopias! Part II - Victor Gruen and his Works ⛧ Mid Century Urban Planning - Fort Worth ⛧ Creating the Modern Mall ⛧ The 1939 World's Fair - Highways of the Future ⛧ Scr33m Mails! ⛧
There's Always Another Utopia!
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S01E163: The Finest Bush

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Pesky People Grundle 2 Fundle Validhalla We Ride The New Xerox
American Utopia - The Designers Who Dreamed ⛧ Athelstan Spilhaus and his Bathythermograph ⛧ Africa, China, Roswell ⛧ Minnesota and Domed Cities of the Future ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Twitter Rebranded as &ldquo;X&rdquo; ⛧ Elon Musk The Industrialist ⛧ Netscape and Marc Andresseen ⛧ DotCom Era and Today's Parallels ⛧
Where There's Smoke There's Crack!
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S01E162: Welcome To The Farm Kid, That’s Human Waste

Naw DawgPolished FingernailsOur Say, ComradeTinkerbell Is For Porn
Boo-Bury Sees Kris Vox and Works a Hairball Concert ⛧ Bowl After Bowl Stickers ⛧ Charlie Manson Follower Released From Prison at 73 ⛧ Leslie Van Houten - Her Life and Times ⛧ The Manson Crimes ⛧ John Waters Advocates for her Freedom ⛧ Podcasting 2.0 ⛧ A Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - Mirrors! ⛧
Beautiful Spread You Got There!
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S01E161: The Baddest Grip You Ever Did See

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Deep Cleft Schwinger's Party On Law, On Court Mercy Me Please 
Super Bomberman 2 Streamed Live! ⛧ We Fight Machines and Each Other ⛧ Streams and Gaming ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Cal Poly Sued By Student Expelled For COVID Mandates ⛧ Bathykolpian - The Ancient Greeks Describe Busty Women ⛧ Podcasting 2.0
It Could Be a Pinter Joke!
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S01E160: Triple Digit Thunder Thighs

George Wilderness BushGnarly High GrassFull Of TimeThis Fool's Cattin'
Weather Modification ⛧ The Civil War, Vietnam, and the Weather-Changing Powers of War Artillery ⛧ Disney Weather Control Film - Eyes In Outer Space ⛧ Unionizing the Unwilling - Grazing in California ⛧ Headless Goats Ritualistically Sacrificed on Long Island ⛧ Pussycat Dolls Ex-Member Outs Group as Hollywood Prostitution Ring ⛧
How Are You Walking?
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S01E159: In Odin's Mouth

JSON and the ArgonautsFirst FortuneThe Value of Labor!2many2count
Jeff Bezos' Grandpa Helps Found DARPA ⛧ Old Texas Money - Cattle, Oil, Nuclear, and Tech ⛧ Military's Dominance of Academia ⛧ The King and Gise Families ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Music Festivals By The Lake ⛧ Agathokakological Definition - Light and Shade ⛧ Birdo the Egg-Spitting Trans Icon ⛧
All Rails Lead To Rome
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S01E158: We’ll See

LBJTQ+A Coup Ma MutataI'm Gonna Apple You BitchKiddie Pool Made Of Cement
Boo-Bury Sees Hairball and Kris Vox ⛧ Dan Ellsberg Passes On ⛧ The Pentagon Papers and His Book ⛧ Poland's Digs Up 450 Headless Vampire Graves⛧ Meetups! ⛧ Buzkashi - Horseback Dead Goat Rugby of Afghanistan ⛧ Olympics ⛧ Sports of the Ages ⛧ Jung and The Shadow ⛧ Roman Empire ⛧ Duality and Nature ⛧ Napoleon and the Christ Complex ⛧
I'm Off To The Arcade
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S01E157: Your Grave Or Mine?

Urgent Tilapia Who Gives A FridayThe Loudness KingThe State of Being Deluded
We Venture Deep Into Uranus, MO ⛧ Sir Spencer's Birthday and Live Stream ⛧ Army Bases and Bowling ⛧ The Eight Types of Lying ⛧ Pearl Harbor - Definitions of Falsehood ⛧ The Uranus Observer ⛧ Rick Rubin - Super Producer ⛧ Building Def Jam Records ⛧ Becoming The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy ⛧
No Socks No Shoes No Shirt All Service
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S01E156: Everyone Likes Group Think, You’ll Love It

No Pop In The SouthThe Living ListTwisted Tree Branch FingersEldritch Hoarders
Search Transcripts and Visiting Older Episodes ⛧ Keywords of Note ⛧ Tour Riders - What Are They? ⛧ Listing the Demands of Celebrities ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Ganzfeld Experiment ⛧ Government Whistleblower Exposes Alien Tech Recovery Programs ⛧ Ties to John Podesta and the Intelligence Community ⛧ Be Not Distracted ⛧
No Rules, Just Prose
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S01E155: Slappers Only!

Weekend at Bob Weir's Dr. Goat DoomHis FountainBring A Buddy and a Towel
Famous Graveyards Rendered 3D with Stereo Photography ⛧ NecroTourism ⛧ Titanic Shipwreck Now Has Full 3D Model ⛧ Did the Moon Sink Her? ⛧ Reading From Psychic Powers ⛧ Rose McGowan and Beans Wish Lavish A Happy Birthday ⛧ Man, Myth, and Magic Collection Near Completion ⛧ MMM - Gilles de Rais and Fountains
Lots of Cats Buried Up In That One
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S01E154: Fire is the Fastest Way To Learn

Justice in GermanyWatap My BaronYou Guys Like Jerk?Split All Over Your Face
Nam and Dhowjen of the Millennial Media Offensive Join Us! ⛧ Questions for the Boys ⛧ Origin Stories and Podcasting 2.0 ⛧ The Hidden Hand ⛧ Occultist Meanings and Historical Figures ⛧ Santa Sends Us A Video - Hail Santa! ⛧ 21 Goat Slaughter Salute ⛧ Sarah Palin's Charms ⛧ Journo Cults ⛧ Palmistry and Saturn Worship ⛧
That's The Fastest Typing I've Ever Heard
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S01E153: Five Bucks A Tit

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Fokes Woh-ManMud Did Him In Send In Your Fake SnowInternational Overnight Sex Icon
Ronald Gladden Tricked Into Being a TV Star ⛧ Ridicule Porn ⛧ Sam Hyde's Psychotic Reality Show ⛧ De-Platformed from Stripe ⛧ Value Split Intermission ⛧ Porphyrius the Purple Whale of Antiquity ⛧ Texas Slim and Captain Sidd Explore Thailand On Motorcycles ⛧ Weather Mods, Cloud-Seeding, and Silver Iodide - We've Been Telling You About This For Years
You Are A Dead Boy
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S01E152: Saged 24/7

Right in the FeedSnobCoinsHolding The Dirty MopSocial deMerits
Matt Bigelow of Japan WUT? Joins Us! ⛧ Life in Japan ⛧ The Internet Is Made of Demons ⛧ Ways To See Without Seeing, Ways To Speak Without Speaking ⛧ Intermission featuring Matt Bigelow Original ⛧ Demonic Sigils in Early Computing ⛧ Chip Manufacturing and Alchemy ⛧ The Five Point Element ⛧ Hennig Brandt Boiling Pee In Search Of Gold
Cheer Yourself or Scare Your Neighbor!
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S01E151: The Writing On The Lawn

Matt P. M. Bigelow

Speaking of HellThose Are Rookie SinsThe Apple Falls FarIt's Very Mercury
Jerry Springer - Honorary GWAR Member ⛧ Shock Rock ⛧ Interview with a Veteran of the Indian and Civil Wars ⛧ Matthew McConaughey's Motivation and Life Advice&hellip; for a Fee ⛧ Highlights from his Book ⛧ Woman of Mystery - Aileen Wuornos ⛧ Her Final Interview ⛧ Movie Rights and Other Exploits
Now We Wait For Judge Judy
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S01E150: I Am Now Powerful Enough to Kill the Mothman

They Have Like 10 HolesHologram Type ThingBe Kind, UnrecordBoil of Freedom
Joe and Jen of Legit Bat Podcast Join Us! ⛧ The Most Realistic Video Game So Far - A Bodycam First Person Shooter ⛧ The Unreal Engine ⛧ Facebook Removes New Zealand Shooting Live Stream ⛧ Nurse Tiffany Dover Returns From The Dead ⛧ Brandy Zadrozny - Spooky Journalist ⛧ Biden Issues War Powers ⛧ Tucker and Don
Take A Look In The Mirror, Darlin'
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S01E149: The Snuff Version of the Video Game

Legit Bat Podcast

Solider Of Fortune
Rose Coats Inc.
The Women Of Artemis
Smoke In The Booth
Is Christine Blasey Ford just Brett Kavanaugh in a dress? We Do A Background Check ⛧ Spooky Upbringings in Bethesda, Maryland ⛧ Education and Employment ⛧ Ties to Washington DC, the Intelligence Community, Pharma, Silicon Valley, and Stanford ⛧ Small Town! ⛧ Joe Rubs Boobs The Wrong Way ⛧ Sea Steading and the World's First Ocean Societies ⛧ Scientology Innovations and Slurs ⛧ TED Sages
We're Still In Kansas, Evermore
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S01E148: Floating Solar Panel Meat-Trash Island

Say Less Fam
Shift and Shaft
Renal Oranges
Internet Cassettes
Moths are Better Pollinators than Bees ⛧ Rothschildia Saturniidae ⛧ Yucca Moths ⛧ Casey Ramirez Taking Over Princeton, MN in 1982 ⛧ The American Drug Trade and Oliver North ⛧ Michele Leonhart Heads the DEA and D.A.R.E. ⛧ Deputizing the Pope ⛧ Teaser&hellip; Christine Blasey Ford - Who is She?
He Was On Our Radar!
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S01E147: Mommy Milker Offensive

Go Get Us A Pie Staircasing Below 15 Lawyers To The Grave I've Never Seen That Plough Before 
Thousands of mummified rams heads found in Egypt ⛧ Pharaoh Ramses and his Works ⛧ Old footage of Russo-Japanese War (1905) ⛧ Chinese Genetic Experiments Make Radiation Resistant Soldiers and Chimeras ⛧ We finish the Epstein Trilogy - Dershowitz (Superlawyer), Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan Chase CEO) ⛧ Alphabet A reading from MMM
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S01E146: Occupation: King

They Would Be ProudMy Privilege is ButtonsAlice in Wonderland ChainsSlap This Goddamn Sax Over The World
Upgrade your battle station, and say hello to Big Sis. Peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage is made. Intermission is brought to you by&hellip; YOU. We return to review the latest Monarch Mind Control. Happy Spring Solstice! Ghislaine has lots of friends, even the Rothschilds!
Feed A Kingdom of Rome With That Tit
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S01E145: Big! More Pages! More Stories! Oh Hi Henry Kissinger!

Smugl-ah Wells of Lolz BTS Publishing A Dozen Dozen 
I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester&hellip; A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold?
Ten Meows Is My Limit
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S01E144: Nice Chucks

VanderlubeTin Foil TeethPhotocopy of the PlaybookMemes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My!
Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love!
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S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!!

Behind The Story
Days After The New World
Hog Screams
Glamour Dolph
America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will  kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal.
I Am A Good Boy
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S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise

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More Blue Butter Dishes 
Frustrated Ham and Egg Man 
 
Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War!
 
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S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara

Our PeaceThunder Pinch, Ho!Little Guppies EverywhereShe Was Blindingly Beautiful
Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal?
I Shall Now Select My Empress
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S01E140: Abe From The Bronx

A New SuitIn Stage SeagalA Real Degenerate Information Sausage
Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round!
I Can See The Grid
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S01E139: Stop With The Printer!

Charlie Robinson

The Art of WhoreOverspeak The ComeI Miss Carl Sagan, ManSprung From The Ground
Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film!
I Won? Fuck!
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S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes

Attack SpringYou're A Servo, Wizard!The Pelosis and the GettysA Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior
Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer!
Traditions Carry On
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S01E137: Alana Moore

The Seven SistersSatin CoreFYI BitchesThis Isn't A Porno
Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil.
You Have Died From The 1800's
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S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons

Atomic ArcName Him 8Doctor Sword For NothingMy Sins Are Over 9000
What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret&hellip; you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery!
Oh Bucket Boy!!
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S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security

Factism
The Squeegee
Energy Is A Major Factor
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
 
Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived&hellip; somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain!
 
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S01E134: The Old Yellow Book

Weed Lord GokuCircle the Wagons!Addams Family HaremSpeak of the Moon Man
The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom. 
It Was Always Black Goo
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S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon!

CoolBoyMew

Ricky

Too Many CemeteriesSomeone Is RizzMay MuskAnal Lick Tits
It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas!
Core Memory Unlocked
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S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long

Please TalkHarvey Looks for YouEnd of TransactionThere's Options
From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows&hellip;
That's How Radio Was Invented
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S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later

Blood, Boar, and BodyLiterally Called LaserRoux is GravySingle Digit
High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night?
A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON
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S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole

Welcome To My Mangrove
Bat Sushi
OZZY'D
I'm Your Uncle
Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you.
It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby
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S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?

Able Kirby

Pleasant ObserverAgape IreneNo, MoleculeRock &lsquo;n Roll Dressing Rooms
Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl!
It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever
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S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen

Fibrous
Gray-Water Hook-Up
This Is Pre-AI, My Friend
Petabytes of Raw Text
 
Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! 
 
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S01E127: Finnegan's Woke

Filtered Filtered FilteredBOAbucksKevin Bacon Tremors2020 Christmas Run
The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate.
&lsquo;Til It's Not
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S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?

Rip RipBag-PipingGenital LiceYou Shouldn't Be Here
Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway?
These Discordant Notes of Our Lives
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S01E125: Delete System 32

Two Birds One Chair
Inverse Ovation
Bleeding Edge If You Will
Fast Than The Mist
Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy!
They don't teach this in college.
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S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House

Ol' VenusNun MaskPot or TaxesCult Business
    Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world!
    Casper, Brought To You By Pf&hellip;
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S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood

Sourced?Stunning Parallels River TenderPreferably Not Alive
Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload.
#compostyoursacrifice
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S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre

Fus Roh Dah!
Blah Blah Blah!
People Don't Use Minidisc
Girthworm Jim
Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions.
I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best
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S01E121: Marching Noises!!

Jazz-Bury
CO Brown Stain
International Harvester
My Name is Bauxite
Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book?
How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late.
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S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt

Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony
Never Has Bread Been More Satany
I Live With Satin
Name Three Episodes
But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright?
Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater.
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S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes

Oh Uncle Father
    That's A Lotta Corn
    noHearts
    Ragman
    We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates!
    What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets?
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S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?

Tight Binding
Substacked
Booth Babes
Big Fan Of Ham
Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls&hellip; maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds.  
Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy
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S01E117: Simple Jack By Skynyrd

Cheshire Cat Styled Grin
This Is Not The Math Episode
The Them And The Theys
World War Yawn
The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em!
She Took The Wrong Life
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S01E116: Germany > Science > Wife

Metascream
PISS Red
Word Is
Shadow's Cast
It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop.
Follow The Trail Of New Death
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S01E115: Radium Lips And Orange Dreams

White Picket Productions
Suck The Egg
It Ain't Old
Showing Up
Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star!
I Broke The Circle
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S01E114: OMG, You Can't Get Mad It's On The Ceiling!

Mad Goat Disease
Dive Shallow
Locked in The Boiler Room
Oh, Unicorns!?
It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job!
You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah!
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S01E113: DINO

Crack Hotel
Ice Cold
Cthulhu-sized Bad Day
Sweet Embrace of the Other Side
Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men.
&hellip; and then they invented dynamite.
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S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning

Black PyramidBlack D20Black MondayDark Money Philanthropy
Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry &ldquo;The Fink&rdquo; Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius?
Take My MotherFinkin' Hand!
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S01E111: Two In The Fink

Constructed Of You
Mercury Dime Glass
Lysergic Acid Wash
Typical End Of Dayz
Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show!
Muh Tinsel!
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S01E110: That Man Is Me

Captain's Sex LogPoints to PolarisGot The Morbs?Be A Part of the Slaughter
From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside.
Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro.
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S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law

Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&amp;R.
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S01E108: Intermission Rewind!

It's A Forever Thing
            The Spook Conference
            It's A Learned Thing
            The Copper King Of Russia
            Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show. 
            Don't Make Light Of Anything
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S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening

The Path Must Be Violence
Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand
Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights!
Waiting For The Good Part
Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There!
Card Subject To Change.
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S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit

Calling U Last Tuesday
Please, No I
Basil Valetine
The Apollo
For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that!
They Did It To Humiliate Me!
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S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby

Bless Your Spine
Love For Hire
This? Impassable
Desire For Desire
Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be! 
Go us!
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S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent

More Interesting Than Getting Laid
Thiccchain
Murder Murder Murder
Ding Dong and Shanghai
It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing.
Press G To Spit.
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S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence

Goat Local 88
Pharma Party
Overstand It?
Gloryville
The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky.
No, yellow.
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S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage

All Scissors
The Law of Identity
RSSS
Potsickle
 
Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect&hellip;
 
You Thought of Aboutness?
 
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