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S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?
12/6/2022 • 2hr 51m
Welcome To My Mangrove Bat Sushi OZZY'D I'm Your Uncle Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you. It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby
S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
11/29/2022 • 2hr 57m
Pleasant ObserverAgape IreneNo, MoleculeRock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl! It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (In...
S01E127: Finnegan's Woke
11/23/2022 • 1hr 59m
Fibrous Gray-Water Hook-Up This Is Pre-AI, My Friend Petabytes of Raw Text Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! Hate Has A Home Here BYO3-DG
S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?
11/15/2022 • 2hr 59m
Filtered Filtered FilteredBOAbucksKevin Bacon Tremors2020 Christmas Run The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate. ‘Til It's Not BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ...
S01E125: Delete System 32
11/8/2022 • 3hr 28m
Rip RipBag-PipingGenital LiceYou Shouldn't Be Here Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway? These Discordant Notes of Our Lives BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like...
S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House
11/1/2022 • 2hr 37m
Two Birds One Chair Inverse Ovation Bleeding Edge If You Will Fast Than The Mist Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy! They don't teach this in college. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you...
S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood
10/31/2022 • 2hr 35m
Ol' VenusNun MaskPot or TaxesCult Business Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world! Casper, Brought To You By Pf… BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out ou...
S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre
10/25/2022 • 3hr 50m
Sourced?Stunning Parallels River TenderPreferably Not Alive Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload. #compostyoursacrifice BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion
S01E121: Marching Noises!!
10/18/2022 • 1hr 56m
Fus Roh Dah! Blah Blah Blah! People Don't Use Minidisc Girthworm Jim Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions. I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best BYO3-DG
S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt
10/11/2022 • 3hr 21m
Jazz-Bury CO Brown Stain International Harvester My Name is Bauxite Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book? How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard...
S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes
10/4/2022 • 3hr 8m
Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony Never Has Bread Been More Satany I Live With Satin Name Three Episodes But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright? Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you...
S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?
9/27/2022 • 3hr 38m
Oh Uncle Father That's A Lotta Corn noHearts Ragman We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates! What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed...
S01E117: Simple Jack By Skynyrd
9/20/2022 • 2hr 42m
Tight Binding Substacked Booth Babes Big Fan Of Ham Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls… maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds. Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy BYO3-DG...
S01E116: Germany > Science > Wife
9/13/2022 • 2hr 46m
Cheshire Cat Styled Grin This Is Not The Math Episode The Them And The Theys World War Yawn The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em! She Took The Wrong Life BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER...
S01E115: Radium Lips And Orange Dreams
9/6/2022 • 3hr 18m
Metascream PISS Red Word Is Shadow's Cast It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop. Follow The Trail Of New Death BYO3...
S01E114: OMG, You Can't Get Mad It's On The Ceiling!
8/30/2022 • 3hr 8m
White Picket Productions Suck The Egg It Ain't Old Showing Up Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star! I Broke The Circle BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at...
S01E113: DINO
8/22/2022 • 3hr 6m
Mad Goat Disease Dive Shallow Locked in The Boiler Room Oh, Unicorns!? It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job! You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S...
S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning
8/16/2022 • 2hr 56m
Crack Hotel Ice Cold Cthulhu-sized Bad Day Sweet Embrace of the Other Side Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men. … and then they invented dynamite. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) ...
S01E111: Two In The Fink
8/9/2022 • 3hr 11m
Black PyramidBlack D20Black MondayDark Money Philanthropy Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry “The Fink” Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius? Take My MotherFinkin' Hand! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAti...
S01E110: That Man Is Me
8/2/2022 • 2hr 47m
Constructed Of You Mercury Dime Glass Lysergic Acid Wash Typical End Of Dayz Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show! Muh Tinsel! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion
S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law
7/26/2022 • 3hr 0m
Captain's Sex LogPoints to PolarisGot The Morbs?Be A Part of the Slaughter From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside. Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow...
S01E108: Intermission Rewind!
7/21/2022 • 3hr 2m
Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&R. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s
S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening
7/19/2022 • 2hr 42m
It's A Forever Thing The Spook Conference It's A Learned Thing The Copper King Of Russia Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show. Don't Make Light Of Anything BYO3-DG http://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If...
S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit
7/12/2022 • 2hr 45m
The Path Must Be Violence Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights! Waiting For The Good Part Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There! Card Subject To Change. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our...
S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby
7/5/2022 • 2hr 36m
Calling U Last Tuesday Please, No I Basil Valetine The Apollo For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that! They Did It To Humiliate Me! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out...
S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent
6/28/2022 • 3hr 5m
Bless Your Spine Love For Hire This? Impassable Desire For Desire Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be! Go us! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show!
S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence
6/21/2022 • 3hr 10m
More Interesting Than Getting Laid Thiccchain Murder Murder Murder Ding Dong and Shanghai It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing. Press G To Spit. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out...
S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage
6/14/2022 • 2hr 48m
Goat Local 88 Pharma Party Overstand It? Gloryville The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky. No, yellow. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our...
S01E101: Alt-Fright
6/13/2022 • 2hr 35m
All Scissors The Law of Identity RSSS Potsickle Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect… You Thought of Aboutness? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)
S01E100: BLAMO! ZAP! Am I The Problem?
6/7/2022 • 3hr 33m
Bring Your Own Hose! Hail the Sun! Build-A-Borg! For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury breaks down GWAR's latest album, The New Dark Ages. We take live calls and ask them what supernatural topic they wish to Rectalfy. Dude, Don't Do That. Instead, follow Lavish on the Food Chain Reaction, the surge in food plant devastation. Don't go to Heifer Ranch in Arkansas, you never know which of Clinton's / Epstein's...
S01E99: I Am The Chemicals
5/31/2022 • 3hr 24m
Help Jack Up Mommy, What's Thermite? Galcit 53 Groovy Girls It's a special edition of BTS with special guest, the good Reverend Doctor Phifer! He takes us on a journey thru the saga of one the most mystical men of the 20th century, none other than Jack Parsons! Expect big explosions, and even bigger ritualistic sex orgies. The man learned from Crowley for crying out loud, it's not rocket science. Rockets?! We're Doin Science Here Buddy. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)
S01E98: T.A.R.P.A.
5/24/2022 • 2hr 37m
Seedy Cereal A Lot of Red Zombie Zealot All Hail Megaton Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it. (See CURSE) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show!
S01E97: A Gothic Play
5/17/2022 • 3hr 35m
Adore Thee This Life 231 For Conspira Blackened By Scandal Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a lot of schemes out there. (See The New Templars) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER...
S01E96: Recovering Journo
5/10/2022 • 3hr 0m
Beyond Five Generations Mouse House From The Streets Grape Package Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves tonight! I'm no Frank Sinatra. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you...
S01E95: Love, Benjamin Franklin
5/3/2022 • 4hr 3m
Way Back In The Vatican We Bred Raptors Mac Tonight Black Moan Daze It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls! Forget About The Sex BYO3-DG ...
S01E94: THE
4/26/2022 • 2hr 44m
Sum Tzu Lips '83 Mother Mary's Bazooka It's All Spooky Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon. It's All About Blood. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard...
S01E93: Boost Cherry
4/19/2022 • 2hr 58m
Vlad The Mower Our Air Smells Like Shit The Mighty Gunghis Make That Thing Talk BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale at the coliseum! Please, I need to drink water. The...
S01E92: I Have Become Ruin, The Only Toolbox I Need
4/12/2022 • 3hr 36m
Sister Sister 88 Kelvin A Humble Brag Double or Triple Mummy Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman. Just have fun, it'll be fun. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If...
S01E91: Crow A Towin'
4/5/2022 • 2hr 52m
The Path Between The Original Stoic Shadow of the Triumphant Little Banana Man Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the outcome. It's comes full circle. I think we're outta time.
S01E90: Access Evil
3/29/2022 • 1hr 52m
City of Darkness Echo of the Scream Slumnation Under State If You Need The Pull It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President. It's gonna get primal. F BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show...
S01E89: 30 Minutes Till Red Square
3/22/2022 • 3hr 6m
Behind The Yearbook Stopped It Cold Visceral and Trashy I Have Ze Rockets Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City. 30 Minutes Or It's Free BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here...
S01E88: Once Again I Use The Word Bedrock
3/15/2022 • 3hr 18m
Bring in the Yellow Cake Big Cocaine Energy An American Man in an American Sitcom Why Do You Say But? Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money. Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond Dave. BYO3-DG ...
S01E87: Wheatgurs
3/8/2022 • 2hr 51m
What If John H. Rolling In The Benjamins Deny Yourself Femur Fever Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts. My sippy cup is bigger than yours. BYO3-DG
S01E86: Ghost of Kief, Sitting President of Nothing
3/1/2022 • 2hr 19m
Wild Irish Rose Enabled We Are Now Ass King Time To Heel Let It Rain Something The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it. Are ya complying yet, son? BYO3-DG Call in...
S01E85: John Adams Wins Silver
2/22/2022 • 2hr 35m
Raunchy Letters Cheesy Kisses Aunt Fancy The President of Smash Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument. Man, I Miss You. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)
The No Agenda Valentine’s Day Skating Meetup of Love!
2/20/2022 • 31m
Here lies the recorded livestream from the No Agenda Nashville Valentine's Day meet up. A merry evening was had by all.
S01E84: Fruit Earth
2/16/2022 • 2hr 56m
Peppermint Colored A Real Life Dragon Denying Learn To Garden BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @Medus@social.medusmedia.com and @SirMittens. It's like a party. That Big Bone Lick tho... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our...
S01E83: The Possession of Roland McDonald
2/8/2022 • 2hr 36m
Incestry.com Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins MK Ultra Cool There's a Pro Pain Shortage In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes. 90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your...
S01E82: Red Eye Machete
2/1/2022 • 2hr 28m
Back and to the One Censored Track Marks Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son? You're the Pig Head Now We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s. Do a big job? Talk a big price. BYO3-DG
S01E81: The Bond Villains We Deserve
1/25/2022 • 2hr 23m
You Can't Touch Me Soft Talk You Know This Is Gonna Be Fun Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock. You know...meta means dead... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ...
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S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
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S01E121: Marching Noises!!
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S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
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30 Nov
S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
new listener, like what I’m hearing.
@booperofnoses
6,666 sats
29 Nov
@piranesi
6,666 sats
29 Nov
64 cubes make the square.
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
29 Nov
teeest
@aldion
100 sats
22 Nov
S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood
still catching up. Eleusinian mysteries say that, if you die before you die, you won't die when you die. Agape et Irene! Cheers
@boolysteed
12,600 sats
22 Nov
Lavish picking up what the MothMan putting down.
@piranesi
2,001 sats
22 Nov
♟- 👑4️⃣
@namillennial
6,666 sats
22 Nov
satan clause is cumming to town!
@namillennial
100 sats
22 Nov
@boolysteed
12,600 sats
15 Nov
P R E A C H lavish
@boolysteed
12,600 sats
15 Nov
I’m putting my pennies in BTS Freek of Hazzards BUCKS
@boolysteed
12,600 sats
15 Nov
SAVE the GOATS!
@phifer
6,666 sats
15 Nov
@boolysteed
12,600 sats
15 Nov
BTS #126 missed you guys . . . .
@aldion
100 sats
9 Nov
S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes
@lavish
8,888 sats
8 Nov
and fuck you, gimp
@lavish
6,666 sats
8 Nov
WORK STREAM WORK
@lavish
6,666 sats
8 Nov
I wanna slaughter a goat
@phifer
6,666 sats
8 Nov
Mulligan, first one didn't have the right signs
@phifer
6,666 sats
8 Nov
@phifer
6,666 sats
8 Nov
How do I shot boostagram?
@namillennial
16,680 sats
8 Nov
5.56 X 30, freedom seeds, the only vote I need.
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
7 Nov
SAINT Rittenhouse
@nbs
9,999 sats
7 Nov
uuhhhhhhhhh
@carolyn
8,888 sats
7 Nov
Governor vs Governor this is a tough one
@boolysteed
9,999 sats
7 Nov
Gates is MORE evil, INSLEE is lame a tool, Hocule is HILLARY minime #Nurember2 #Shavedheads
@nbs
6,666 sats
7 Nov
@boolysteed
6,666 sats
7 Nov
INSLEE I’m Bill Gates Pussy
@boolysteed
6,666 sats
7 Nov
WA doctor would not Rx Ivetmectin or HDQ. $7 over the counter Mexico Airport no Rx needed. At the height of propaganda.
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
6 Nov
MONEY is the ONLY THING!
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
6 Nov
Soros is an evil F@ck
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
6 Nov
Battle of Douchebags Soros vs Gates
@namillennial
17,776 sats
6 Nov
fucking journos man.
@lavish
8,888 sats
1 Nov
heh
@lavish
8,888 sats
1 Nov
tit for tat
@lavish
8,888 sats
1 Nov
OSHA approved gimp
@lavish
8,888 sats
1 Nov
lemme tickle this bitch
@lavish
6,666 sats
1 Nov
Fargoats
@lavish
6,666 sats
1 Nov
Elvira has nice ones
@boolysteed
8,888 sats
31 Oct
Don’t party with rookies . . . good advice from Capt_Oblivious
@billybon3s
3,333 sats
31 Oct
A couple of Pros run this Podcast
@netned
8,888 sats
30 Oct
I’ve never boosted a goat before, I’d totally boost a goat
@ryzomeryan
6,666 sats
30 Oct
Leave my DEAD goat alone NBS!
@namillennial
6,666 sats
30 Oct
Felt Goatse, might delete later. #gape
@nbs
9,999 sats
30 Oct
@ryzomeryan
6,666 sats
30 Oct
ANTI ANTI GOAT SLAUGHTERING CLUB!
@boolysteed
9,999 sats
30 Oct
Mischief night!. Spook.Social
@ryzomeryan
6,666 sats
30 Oct
Uhhhh! Horny Goat Blood! Mmmmm!
@phifer
6,666 sats
30 Oct
Just when I got the goat blood cleaned out of my beard...
@ryzomeryan
6,666 sats
30 Oct
Pour that blood all over my lap!
@boobury
120 sats
30 Oct
@petar
6,666 sats
25 Oct
@namillennial
25,252 sats
25 Oct
Couldn’t catch the show tonight. caught up with a delicious dealing. I will listen this week. stay culty boys!
@boolysteed
6,666 sats
25 Oct
this is a reFRESHED BTS !!!
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
25 Oct
caught tail end of BTS threadless sale. I await my new wardrobe.
@johnnypautceed
4,200 sats
18 Oct
fucjin hell been locked out of fountain for weeks on this old beater of a ohone. keep m3m3ing the sch3m3s fellers
@boolysteed
22,222 sats
18 Oct
last episode was ‘SWINGING FOR THE FENCES’ ⚾️
@petar
23,000 sats
17 Oct
S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt
Wild show fellas, thank ya
@fletcher
44,444 sats
11 Oct
Go-rilla! Cuntilla! Sammy D and a salmonella! Come with me 'cause Im an ass killa! Yer ill but im illa!
@boolysteed
8,585 sats
11 Oct
Moandaze are now my fav days
@ryzomeryan
42 sats
11 Oct
42!
@boolysteed
8,585 sats
11 Oct
Chianti toast my frenz
@wiirdo
3,333 sats
11 Oct
v4v! know your worth!
@boolysteed
8,585 sats
11 Oct
I like this card! Donation.
@namillennial
2,188 sats
11 Oct
Putting drugs in the water has only accomplished turning the fricken frogs gay.
@ryzomeryan
8,585 sats
11 Oct
8 of Pentacles donation!
@boolysteed
6,666 sats
11 Oct
Jazz -Bury crossing the streams
@boolysteed
6,666 sats
11 Oct
Behind the Peeps . . . .Mastodon Instance. joy is the key!!!
@boobury
120 sats
10 Oct
@armor
101 sats
4 Oct
S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes
NWO go F yourself Tsttt
@netned
4,321 sats
4 Oct
middle of the night pee boost. ❤️ u 2 well informed sluts.
@boolysteed
9,999 sats
4 Oct
whip sound effect, the party is here NAM
@boolysteed
9,999 sats
4 Oct
Love this podcast . . . love the Tee Shirts
@namillennial
12,121 sats
4 Oct
it’s was sooooooooo fun. you guys definitely have the faces for podcasting!
@boolysteed
1,974 sats
4 Oct
jucida have you f@&k’d yourself? Yet?!
@boolysteed
1,975 sats
4 Oct
NEW world order go F@@k yourself teest?
@phifer
1,098 sats
4 Oct
@petar
66,666 sats
1 Oct
S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?
A few more goats for the gank bank. 🩸🗡️
@netned
4,040 sats
30 Sep
I’d totally do a boost
@meremortalspodcast
2,222 sats
28 Sep
S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?
No greater praise then being called a crazy bastard by the Behind The Sch3m3s 🥰
@fletcher
3,825 sats
27 Sep
/me parties hardy on the hard wood floor - https://chat.beanteam.org/uploads/4a5f0f103cc33577/hot.wav -
@fletcher
3,825 sats
27 Sep
/me lies on the floor behind lavish like a cucumber behind a cat - https://chat.beanteam.org/uploads/dfc5628742aaf0bf/03%20surprising.wav -
@widowgarrett
500 sats
27 Sep
Roundup is evil in many ways! Kills dandelions that are greatly beneficial to our health while also causing the ailments. Dirty scheme all the way down!
@boolysteed
9,999 sats
27 Sep
Keeping it real .
@boolysteed
3,333 sats
27 Sep
the scaly show . . . emm hummm