C/F/C No salt on the sidewalk  C/F/C Truck backed in the drive C/F/C Cuz nobody gets in C/F/C/G/C On the passenger side C/F/C And I ain’t washed the sheets C/F/C Since you lay by my side C/F/C Cuz nobody gets in C/F/C/G/C Ain’t nobody to mind FC When they teach you bout love they should preach the danger FCG Of a woman’s discretion, rivals that of a wildfire FC Reach for the flame, don’t be a stranger  FC Open your mind FCGC Cuz nobody gets in a door locked from inside  C/F/C Half gallon of milk C/F/C Leftovers go bad C/F/C You eat from the couch C/F/C/G/C And holidays are sad C/F/C Shampoo lasts for ages C/F/C The coffee grounds mold C/F/C Cuz nobody wants in C/F/C/G/C On growing old alone FC When they teach you bout love they should preach the danger FCG Of a woman’s discretion, oh to change her mind FC No way to cage a force of nature FC If you’re so inclined FCGC Won’t nobody get in go along for that ride B7 bridge? B7 An $8 malbec C And twelve for chinese Am Cheaper than a movie G.                D parking’s a breeze FC When they teach you bout love they should preach the danger FCG Of a woman’s compassion, a hurricane of fire FC You’re safer aging with your shadow FC Traveling light FC Cuz nobody gets in Yeah nobody gets in When nobody gets in  CGC on the passenger side FC Let’s go for a ride Go for a ride. Of a hearts secession from a state of desire And ya might date a college girl or get a tattoo