VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 209 Executive Producers: Dirty Jersey Whore, harvhat, cottongin, HeyCitizen, Test Toker, Phifer, Fletcher, Boolysteed, quirkess, NetNed, SeeDubs, SirVo

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Apex

Antminer S9 / Kaboomracks / Braiins OS

Thank you Cabbagepaps for joining us for Bowls With Buds!

Join us when Effortless Partisan Night Slut hops in the Bowl at 8 PM Central Friday

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX contagion spreads (Coindesk)

Crypto lender BlockFi files for bankruptcy (Reuters)

Prime Trust CEO fired (Coindesk)

FTX had plans for SBF's Robinhood shares (Bloomberg)

@JasonPLowery (Twitter)

The Investor's Podcast BTC098: Proof of Stake (PoS) Versus Proof of Work (PoW) w/ Jason Lowery (Bitcoin Podcast)

TOP THREE 33

Ukrainian marines eliminate 33 invaders, two enemy UAVs (Ukrinform)

Russian court upholds $33 million fine against Google (Reuters)

Police charge 33-year-old with murder of another patient at Kingsboro Psychiatric Center (News 12 The Bronx)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

John Kirby: continuing talks on release of Griner (Reuters / YouTube)

Oxford professor Judith Pallot describes Brittney Griner's prison (VICE)

DEA removes cocaine derivative from Controlled Substances Act (Federal Register)

FDA sends warning letters to 5 CBD food-and-beverage companies (FDA.gov)

Kind Idaho working to put medical on the 2024 ballot (KTVB)

Michigan Gov. Whitmer announces new process for social equity program participants with expired pre-qualification status (Michigan.gov)

Missouri medical businesses can apply for their comprehensive licenses December 8th (MO Department of Health & Senior Services)

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte's proposed budget withholds pot revenue from the Department of Fish, Wildlife, and Parks (Missoula Current)

Four "executed" at Oklahoma pot farm (Nixle)

Suspect nabbed in killings of 4 at pot farm (Associated Press)

Pennsylvania pilot program gives some low-income medical patients a break at dispensaries (Post-Gazette)

Rhode Island recreational sales begin December 1 (State of RI Governor Dan McKee)

RI marijuana products destroyed after testing positive for pesticides (WPRI)

South Dakota medical patients won't lose hunting rights (South Dakota Searchlight)

Harker Heights (TX) council repeals voter-approved decriminalization ordinance (KDH News)

Killeen City Council approves temporary pause on marijuana decriminalization ordinance (KCEN TV)

Customs and Border Protection defended a man's lifetime ban on visiting the US after a bottle of CBD oil was found in his car while crossing the border (CBC News)

Uttar Pradesh (India) police say rats ate about 581 kilos of pot stored in two evidence warehouses (India Today)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Kittie's What I Always Wanted.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called to tell us about the First Time They Ever played a trading card game.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled a prank.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.

Colombian judge suspended after appearing on virtual court call half-naked, smoking in bed (FOX News)

Florida man with exceptionally wide neck arrested again (WEAR-TV)

Florida woman suing Kraft over Velveeta mac n' cheese (WFLA)

Pilot survives plane crash, walks six miles to make call (KSL)

Crews rescue 2 from plane caught in power lines in Maryland (AP)

Boy, 11, rushes back into burning apartment to save 2-year-old sister (Fox)

Utah horse returns home to owner after 8 years of running with wild mustangs (Fox 10 Phoenix)

Rare white deer spotted in West Seneca (NY) (ABC / WKBW)

More than 100 geese, 25 ducks found dead on Minnesota lake (Fox 29)

Utah woman awarded nearly $2.4 million after Vail Resorts employee hits her with bowling ball (The Denver Post)